I can't be perfect

Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.

Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.

Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.

Obama: Supports gay marriage.

Obama: Education for all!

Obama: Universal healthcare!

Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!

Americans: You're destroying this country.

This will fuck your mind

sodamnrelatable:

Wasn´t it turning to the other side ?

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Send me an English word and I’ll write it down in my native language.

If you want, send me a sentence. A word is kind of useless lol. 

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I’m gonna have fun, ‘cause there’s nothing wrong with who I am, and I like having fun at weddings. And I like dancing. And if you don’t like that, then tough tater tots, tooter. Jess is back!

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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!

me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning

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other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!

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The beginning of our story made on polish class :p

The beginning of our story made on polish class :p