I can't be perfect
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Wasn´t it turning to the other side ?
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If you want, send me a sentence. A word is kind of useless lol.
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I’m gonna have fun, ‘cause there’s nothing wrong with who I am, and I like having fun at weddings. And I like dancing. And if you don’t like that, then tough tater tots, tooter. Jess is back!
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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning
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